Friday, April 28, 2006

Do you ever wonder?

Do you ever wonder?

Can you cry under water?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham really have?

Why is it that people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every 2 hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it called a hearing?

If you drink pepsi and work at the coke factory, will they fire you?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just 2 people for president, but 50 for Miss America?

Why do Doctors leave the room when you change, they are gonna see you naked anyways.

Why do you have to "put your 2 cents in"...but its only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where is the extra penny going to?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


DO YOU EVER WONDER? (I confess I am always wondering about strange things!)

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